I sat on one of those bags that can be frozen repeatedly. I now have a brrrr under my saddle.
A new study of kangaroos indicates their jumping is caused by expelling gas at high pressure. They are going to be reclassified as gas hoppers.
Nudist are holding their annual get together in Naked City, Indiana. Dress will be casual.
There once was a man at the fair
Displaying his prized hare
Competition was called
His hare was bald
Someone had sprayed it with Nair
The CIA has a new department that tunnels under suspected terrorist residences. This will be in their Culvert Operations Dept.
The Catholic Church, because of all the dire predictions for next year, has begun a series of Cataclysm Classes.
The speaker at the Dog Breeders Conference had presented his bona fidos. (bona fides credentials that authenticate a person’s standing or reputation)
News Item Headings: (possibly)
The nudist colony is discussing the history and sayings of Yoga Bare.
New electrical engineering magazine plans to keep users wired on current events.
OSHA to issue new safety tips on hunting arrows.
