Some of my grandchildren read this. There will be times when I am abusing words that I will list the correct word and its definition.
Masogynist-man who rubs women the wrong way (misogynist-woman hater)
Orkin is holding its annual sales meeting in Roachtown, IL.
The exterior of the Department of the Interior building is being resurfaced according to the Department of Labor. (The roof will be covered by TARP)
Rock bands are putting on concerts at Stone Mountain, GA. (There should be some gneiss music)
There once was a man making bread
Who left the recipe unread
It was figured at least
He more than doubled the yeast
Now the kitchen has no room to tread
I recently saw an ad for a hair loss solution. I don’t need a solution; it falls out on its own.
April showers bring mud.
When can I take the training wheels off my motorcycle?
Offices used to have stenographers. Do they now have texters?
News Item Headings: (possibly)
The hotel industry is said to have a lot of inn fighting.
Rope industry publishing a book on “How Knot To.”
New study shows USPS would break even if elected officials had to pay for their political mail.
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