Because of recent events in Washington, DC, members of both parties are meeting in Chicken, Alaska.
A local carpet company requires all new employees to take a random rug test.
Urologists have verified the “trickle down” theory.
At the Professional Boxing Buffet, I got in the punch line.
Have you ever thought about the first name of Sinbad the Sailor?
An old TV series is being redone with a wildlife theme: “The Ducks of Hazard.”
There once was a man from Germany
Who could sing three part harmony
He got out of tune
From eating a prune
And ended with a cacophony
My wife has seen too many Westerns. She keeps saying: “Getum up Paint.”
News Item Headings: (possibly)
According to Standard and Poor’s, the U.S. has joined AA.
Local entomologist’s phone bugged.
Man charged with taking a leek in the produce section of a local supermarket.
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