A new book is being published on how to make your own clothes. It is by Ernestine Hemmingway: “The Old Woman and the Seam.”
Sign in the library: “The Book Stops Here!”
The old office position of stenographer has been replaced by texter.
The Birth Control Association has seen a decline in membership.
Do unto others before they do it to you.
Looking at the shine on my head, I hope my family has a hairloom for me.
After looking at paintings by Picasso I am glad he wasn’t a poet.
Plastic surgeons are convening in Scarsdale, NY.
There once was a man from Mongolia
Who loved his large magnolia
There was a quake
Which his pot did take
Causing him to switch to a dahlia
News Item Headings: (possibly)
Sales of elastic expanding.
Dynamite sales experiencing explosive growth.
The new CEO of the company making C4 explosives is said to have a short fuse.
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