Wednesday, August 3, 2011

Rambler 271

The Flat Earth Society is trying to round up new members.

A new book is being published on how to make your own clothes. It is by Ernestine Hemmingway: “The Old Woman and the Seam.”

Sign in the library: “The Book Stops Here!”

The old office position of stenographer has been replaced by texter.

The Birth Control Association has seen a decline in membership.

Do unto others before they do it to you.

Looking at the shine on my head, I hope my family has a hairloom for me.

After looking at paintings by Picasso I am glad he wasn’t a poet.

Plastic surgeons are convening in Scarsdale, NY.

There once was a man from Mongolia
Who loved his large magnolia
There was a quake
Which his pot did take
Causing him to switch to a dahlia

News Item Headings: (possibly)

Sales of elastic expanding.

Dynamite sales experiencing explosive growth.

The new CEO of the company making C4 explosives is said to have a short fuse.

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