There is a new book out on the history of bubble wrap: “Merry Poppings”.
Jesticulations-hand and arm movements used in the delivery of a joke
A local golf course now imposes a bag fee.
Foreclosure-golf ball landing in the crowd
The sculptor’s son was a chip off the old block.
Osillyscope-electrical device used to rate political speeches.
There once was a man who could croon
Any requested tune
On a local dare
He did prepare
To croon the call of a loon (isn’t that just ducky?)
After using some of the thin, cheaper, toilet paper, I think waxed paper would be better. (thought I would slide that in)
Humidoor-entrance to a sauna
A local medical school is showing new students a movie on the torso: “A Liver Runs Through It.”
News Item Headings: (possibly)
Results of the brain scan of a local man indicates he has a photogenic memory.
The latest events in Washington, DC, indicate that area has reached a high level of AI-Artificial Intelligence.
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