California food company has approved a new line of potsicles.
Do ghosts wear boo genes?
TSA has its procedures down pat.
There once was a man with a hose
Running oxygen to his nose
His wife made a dash
Caused him whiplash
Catching his hose in her toes
The botanist said my fern is suffering from osteosporeosis.
The government sells flood insurance. Who sells voters government insurance? The way things are going (or not going) in DC we need some protection.
Sears has come out with a new line of “Dry Hard” towels.
My cardiologist said he was disheartened by how long it took to find the correct medicine for me. (I think it was me who was disheartened.)
We are forever indebted to our elected officials.
A new line of scented men’s underwear is being introduced:
“Toot of the Fume.”
TSA-The Good Hands (all over) People.
In the News: (possibly)
-Local retailer cited for selling goods made in the U.S.A.
-Area newspaper runs out of bad news.
-Panel sours on approval of a new dairy in the county.
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