Wednesday, July 27, 2011

Rambler 269

Congressmen are bullemic


Are binoculars considered buyfocals?


The flamingos on the lawn of the turkey farmer were considered the result of fowl play.


Removing wild animals from the fields resulted in a gnu clear reaction.


There was a man lifting weights
Some of them had no mates
He became built
At an odd tilt
And has trouble going through gates


Congressmen who were familiar with the pork game are now playing chicken and they don’t seem to know the rules.


Manufacturers of rope are meeting in Lynchburg, VA. Some plan to hang around for a while.


In the News: (possibly)


Numerology has a number of logic defects.


Transmission companies are shifting gears.


Local lamp company accused of some shady deals.


Branding companies are trying to make their mark.


Stove makers have their wares on display at the local convection center.

1 comment:

  1. Bullemia seems to be rampant in D. C. Maybe the rope manufacturers from Lynchburg need to be hanging around D.C.

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