Does a Chinese immigrant who becomes a citizen become disoriented?
After the Tucson shooting, both parties promised to be more civil. But think of what the Civil War got us.
Why do they put expiration dates on sour cream? Does sour cream go sour?
There is a help wanted ad at a local university for quantum mechanics.
There was once a man in a plight
After peering at a bright light
He tried to look
At his favorite book
And found he had no sight
Emery stone collectors are having a swap meet in Sharp, AR. (Theme song: "Hone, hone on the range.")
Security companies are alarmed by new government regulations. (That rings a bell.)
As I approach 70, I think I am experiencing mental pause.
A guru on meditation is speaking locally. This begs the questions: "what tips will the yogi bare?"
In the news: (possibly)
Gun scope makers set sights on higher profits.
A number of religions qualify as non prophet.
Crepe makers expect flat sales.
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