Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Rambler 255

Corporate Buyers are meeting in Sells, AZ.

A local private eye is going public with his findings.

The attempted arsonist was unable to get his fires to burn. He has been deemed a pyroquacker.

Wildebeests were taking over the fields in a certain area. The farmers took action to get rid of the animals to protect their crops.
This resulted in a gnu clear reaction from animal protection groups.

2070-college language departments will begin offering cursive writing courses to translate earlier written documents.

Are naughty words precursors?

I went to the dentist and told him the pain was driving me crazy. He said I was bimolar.

There was a driver quite deft
Who only would turn to the left
At a mountain pass
He arrived at an impasse
And is still looking for a cleft

In the News: (Possibly)

Declining profits has shoe companies sole searching.

Archeologists have a bone to pick.

Yeast makers looking for rising profits.

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