Fire ant exterminators are holding a seminar in Red Hill, CA.
It was nice to see the two parties comangling at the State of the Union Speech.
There once was a collector of signs
From highways to underground mines
On the hill he was atop
He failed to stop
And he is now faced with fines
He became a color commentator for a dye company.
CD sellers are shattering old records. (Corrected after input by a reader.)
Economists say the sales of mousetraps have snapped back.
Local officials have promised a crack down on defective toilet seats.
A local camera company has been shuttered.
In the News: (possibly)
Study of retail sales indicates most batteries are charged.
Barbers' profit forecast trimmed.
Loser of scrabble contest at a loss for words.
Wig sales are topping projections.
Trampoline sales expected to bounce back.
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