I was a card carrying member of the Dealers' Union in Las Vegas. (But I got lost in the shuffle.)
The Twin Cities are looking for plowshares after the last storm.
It's a cinch that suspender manufacturers will meet in Belt, MT, for their annual convention. (Resources will be stretched.)
After the robbery at his liquor store, the owner said his spirits had been lifted.
He tried his car to park
Traveling the speed of dark
He smashed his grill
Into the side of a hill
His life is now spent as a quark
A local turkey hunting club has scheduled a Fowl Ball.
I kept getting warnings about mal ware on my computer, so I went over to the mall to see what they are wearing.
News Items: (possibly)
Kite sales are tailing off
Wall Street says SCUBA Diving has tanked
Toilet sales are bottoming out
Fireplace sales are smoking (Seasonal flue problems are expected.)
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