I didn't get good grades in school. I was saving for a brainy day.
I was invited to the Dodge Ball. What do I wear?
I was fired from the washing machine assembly line. They claimed the assembly line for the new front loader didn't need an agitator.
lexicon-person who uses words to fool you (politician?)
Why can't I be a nonconformist like everyone else?
The Doctor asked if my nose was running. I said: "it's snot."
Kidney bean producers are holding a picnic in Lima, MT. Blue Gas Music will be played.
There was a man using a spade
Admiring the large hole he'd made
He fell into the hole
Landed on a pole
And in his hole he was laid
For those of you looking for a new recipe, try attached web site.
http://www.recipesource.com/
Minnesota has experienced close encounters of the frost kind.
It appears the new post office stamp prices will stick.
News Items: (possibly)
Local hospital cutting surgical staff.
Couch prices padded
Balloon sales inflated
Diarrhea runs in families according to a new study
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