bedlam-the sheep you count at bed time
I have learned that abscess makes the fart grow stronger.
Psychologists claim that baseball managers have a spit personality.
Football-the Seahawks and Eagles are combining. They will be called the Seagles.
Silver traders are meeting in Golden City, MO.
He loved to use his phone
Always changing the ring tone
He took a call
While in the mall
And found the phone that called was his own
Car body repair companies are having a bang up year.
Our Congressmen believe in going whole hog on their bills.
The impersonator was charged because he had exceeded the statute of imitations. (But he could stop on a mime.)
In the news: (possibly)
Antiperspirant sales are drying up
Low sales have potato chip company ruffled and dipping into reserves
Shaving cream companies are facing off
A local bottler is known for his can "Dew" attitude
Love it! Keep them coming! AH
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