Monday, December 6, 2010

Rambler 238

I'm not sure about pork futures but I sure see a lot of pork bellies in D.C.

Are toys that resemble the sounds of passing gas considered Stinker Toys?

After the accident, he had a wrecker pick up his Honda Accordion.

I worked in a flatware factory as the fork tuner. (I didn't collect over tine.)

Dead battery collectors are meeting in Jumpertown, MS.

There once was a man with a Wii
Who put his golf ball on the tee
He started to swing
While the phone did ring
And he missed the ball we see

Psychiatrists are split on multiple personality disorders.

The carpenter installing the new bar asked for a screwdriver.

When I was younger and someone asked what was on my mind, I would reply "hair." Now I reply "nothing."

Mosquitoes in Minnesota are so big that I took one for a pest flight.

Is a karate kick considered missile toe?

In the news: (possibly)

Ice cream seems to be going through a double dip recession

Ruler sales are not measuring up

Parachute sales are dropping

Local gun shop rifled

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