It is my hope that this blog adds a few giggle bytes to your day.
Our orthodontist has a lawyer on retainer.
An old TV game show, I've Got a Secret, is coming out in a new version for government-I've Got no Secrets.
Congress is having pork delivered this year by Santa's sleigh of ham.
Due to the increasing debt, Congress has reduced the ten commandments to five. One removed was "Thou shall not steal." They need to keep this option open.
A local veterinarian is treating a millipede for athlete's feet.
Cotton is the loot of all weevils.
The TSA has inspections down pat.
I wondered why I got up early to see the sunrise, then it dawned on me.
There once was a man quite rash
Who suddenly made a dash
He quickly ate
Realized too late
There was a jalapeno in the hash
Old BMW collectors are conducting a show in Beemer, NE.
To improve its defense, the Vikings have drafted Santa's Blitzen.
He took his new clothes dryer for a spin.
The emergency room is taking a "suture self" approach to treatment.
News Items: (possibly)
Car transmission sales have seen a reversal
Percussion section of the symphony drumming up new members (to replace those lost in a recent music triangle)
Sale of helium is on the rise
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