The Jewish C&W singer did his version of Glenn Campbell's "Gentile on My Mind."
My vote at the golf club was an absent tee ballot.
Political candidates remind me of that dog food: "Quibble and Blitz."
Halloween, I listened to some music from that rock star Boo Diddley.
Casinos have one armed bandits and the odds are stacked against you. Washington has two armed bandits and the odds are even worse.
I went down to the UPS store.
Politicians have been banned in Candor, NC.
There was a man who liked cooking on the grill
The use of the flame provided such a thrill
He suddenly gassed
Resulting in a blast
And the food is in orbit still
In the news possibly:
Breaking news is expected from the China Industry
Rubber band industry is expected to snap back
Boomerang sales expected to return
Signs of improvement of business in the blacktop business are surfacing
The sales of basketball backboards are expected to rebound
Musical CD stores are breaking old records
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