A man was given a dog by a friend. When he received the dog it had a funny bark. He looked down its throat to see if any problem was apparent, but couldn't see anything.
He played with the dog and became quite sick. He explained to the Dr. what had transpired over recent days.
The Dr. asked: "Don't you know not to look a hoarse gift in the mouth?"
Now that I am retired I have become a day trader. I trade today for tomorrow. (I'll have to take stock of that.)
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People from Warroad, MN, are taking a trip to Friendship, NY. (Survivors are expected to return in 2 weeks.)
There once was a man hooked on lox
Buying it by the crate and the box
Too quickly he ate
Including the crate
He is now under locks in detox
I remember a lot of trivia. Am I banal retentive?
Possible news headings:
School budget for karate training has been chopped
Decline in business has tree trimmers stumped
Local poet is bard at local college (suffering from Rhyme's Disease or Allsrhymers)
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