If at first you succeed, quit. (You might not be so lucky next time.)
Do I have street smarts if I have a Tom Tom? (Do I have to draw you a map?)
Do arson investigators ever run into old flames? (Match that one.)
The Minnesota Twins waivered goodbye to Randy Moss. (A rolling Moss....)
The Shower Manufacturers Institute is conducting a seminar in Bath, NY. (If unsuccessful, it could be curtains.)
When asked a question he liked to ponder
Allowing his mind to wander
He was trying to voice
From a multiple choice
A reply to make him fonder (dedicated to our politicians)
The recent Midwest storm had winds that created vacuums in our exhaust vents that caused whitecaps in the toilets. (resulted in a wash and wipe)
There are 6,800 languages in the world. I don't think they counted those in Congress. (2 parties talking in different languages to each other and then another language to their constituents makes at least 4)
Psychologists say the downturn in their business is caused by the airlines and their fees. People don't have as much "baggage." (Couch sales are also declining.)
Possible news item headings:
Well digging drills are experiencing a downturn
Prosthetic sales are falling off
Shoelace production should tie last year's
The future of seesaws is teetering
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