In preparation for Halloween I bought a Minnesota haunting license.
I mailed in my absentee ballot. Now I need a bar code that can be scanned to remove the political ads.
He pleaded guilty to spiking the senior punch with Metamucil.
Feather sales are expected to be down.
The National Math Convention will be held at Random Lake, WI.
There was a man sharp as tacks
Eloquent on any topic to the max
But at work
His duties did shirk
And ended up getting the axe
Because of his love of birds he was ostrichsized.
Economists predict flat tire sales.
Charges are being considered for a politician suspected of telling the truth.
Why was he called "The Lone Ranger" when Tonto was always with him?
refinancing-debt warmed over
News Item Headings: (possibly)
Spring sales are spiraling
An uptick has been noted in Lyme Disease
IPod sales are expected to be a replay of last year's
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