Rambler 222

The geologist said he was going on a sedimental journey.

I'm trying to give up celebrating Halloween. They put me on the pumpkin patch.

We're trying to bring you the news. If there isn't any, we'll make some up.

I was the designate spitter on our HS baseball team.

Now that I am retired, I can go to the costume party as a red shirt senior.

The opera board administered the candidate multiple voice questions.

Horror film producers are holding a convention in Amityville, NY.

There once was a man ending a fast
Sitting down to a vast repast
He thought it was steak
But found it was snake
And he left the table aghast

April showers bring April towels.

Foot in mouth leads to some sole searching.

Political ads are disproving the axiom that two negatives make a positive.

I took some pictures at the beach and had to buy some splash memory.

Most college professors don't want their theories upset by facts.

The electrician was questioned on current events.