Cheaters Anonymous is convening in Fairplay, CO.
Politicians publish their backgrounds which the opponents tear apart. Is this what is meant by "bio" degradable?
Congress is having the military develop ham grenades to get more pork to more people.
Can you buy snake oil supplements under COBRA?
Archeologists asked me to dig up some old trees. I was petrified.
Things get out of whack. What are they like when the are in whack?
With all of the obese people here in the U.S. we're living abroad at home.
Economists say that glass sales have shattered old records.
Congress has passed new laws for fool efficiency.
Last night there were some singing groups from the 50's doing their hits. I listened to the Four Coins and they didn't sing "Three Coins in the Fountain."
The wheels at the tire company are rotating their crews to balance the load. (Its crews are rotating the tires to balance the wheels.)
In High School, I was goalie for the checker team.
I was paged at the library.
Are suicide bombers fully vested?
The National Earthquake Center has adopted "All Shook Up" as its theme song.
When will the government start sending officials from companies that are repeat violators of laws to prison instead of accepting the fines without admission of guilt? Or when will stockholders sue the company officials for paying fines for which they claim not to be guilty?
You have more punch lines in one blog than I have in 12 each week. Good stuff.
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