The EPA is cracking down on passing gas in public. Chronic violators will be required to ingest a substance that gives color to their emissions. The colored cloud will allow innocent bystanders to see and to avoid the problem.
Now that I am on oxygen, I don't have to worry about having lit candles on my birthday cake.
I took a memory test and got honorable dementia.
There once was a man losing hair
Trying to avoid any fanfare
When asked to explain
He replied in some pain
My hair tonic turned out to be Nair
The cast of "House" is vacationing in Morning Sun, IA.
In local orchards teams of cherry pickers are pitted against each other.
Do "knockoff" products make it to the "Hall of Same"?
Silvery looking pistols are thought to be a specialty of chrome magnum man.
A local draw bridge operator was accused of being stuck up.
A new book is out tracing the recycling of cooking grease: "Lard of the Fries."
Our government is being run by an add hock committee.
Doctors take the Hippocratic oath. Do politicians take the hypocritic oath?
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