The national convention on flatulence will be being in Sparks, NV. (And will resume in neighboring states)
Why didn't opportunity use the door bell?
There's a new movie coming out about BP: "Black to the Future."
The cabinet hardware company said their success hinges on new products.
When I want information on the government, I watch CSPIN.
After all the notices I've gotten from the IRS about taxes I owed, it's time to get down to Tax Brass.
My wife complimented me on reaching my many millstones.
I called to get a ticket for a flight and they said it would be $150 one way. I asked how much the other ways were.
An item on TV the other night was about apples and their 5000+ species. It's no wonder there are so many fruitcakes out there.
Jack (Jack and the Beanstalk) has been cited for climbing a stalk without a safety belt.
The geologist said he was going on a sedimental journey.
I followed up on an advertised special: lenses half off. When I placed my order, they asked if I wanted the top halves or the bottom halves.
The card player said he had reached the pinochle of success.
Two of the three pigs have been cited for building code violations. (Hard to believe with all the support of pork)
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