I bought a bed and scale on lay a weigh.
I drink coffee every other day. One day the pundits say it's good for you; the next they say it's not. I hope I am on the correct cycle.
In France during the Revolution, they were trying to head off a glut in guillotine production.
There once was a man buying pills
To cure his various ills
But early one morning
There was a TV warning
The pill is one that kills (I guess that is considered curing an ill.)
Congress will be holding a caucus in Flushing, MI, to plan new legislation for the masses.
A school near the Atlantic Ocean continued to have problems with sea swallows chasing and attacking the children. Various methods were tried to get rid of them without success. The only option was to get accurate throwers with stones to kill the birds.
The principal promised to leave no tern unstoned.
Analysts claim the bottom has fallen out of the diaper market.
I think we should send a board game to each member of both Houses so they have a "Clue."
BP is running in the black. Black pelicans, black beaches, .....
OSHA has mandated that woodpeckers must wear helmets to reduce brain trauma. (Or the wood must be softened to reduce impact)
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