Attendance at the last wood finishing seminar was so high that it was sanding room only.
Is a seminary a facility of higher yearning?
Senior officials of drug companies are meeting in Panacea, FL.
There once was a national lampoon
Who would anyone impugn
It was on fire
With biting satire
Often at times inopportune
The tour of the hog farm was a smell binding performance.
Politicians are on a fact free diet.
Magnet makers are said to be poles apart on the planned merger.
The president of the harp club was known for pulling all the right strings.
They say the oil is gone in the Gulf of Mexico. Do we need a new dipstick? (I guess he was recently replaced.)
What angle will Rangel wrangle to escape his ethics charges?
She was so funny making tea that we ended up with a brew ha ha.
At the time of contract renewal, the president of a local ladder company asked for an extension, but was asked to step down.
The game being played by airlines today reminds me of an old football play-the fee flicker.
While touring the museum the tourist noticed the guide led them by a certain area with sculptures. When asked why, the guide replied: we have passed the statues of imitations.
I like the fact free diet. Politicians very seldom let facts interfere with their decisions.
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