Rambler 201

The Pillow Institute reports that feather sales are down. (Hope this tickles your fancy)

Citrus Drink Bottlers are meeting in Cocoa, FL.

There once was a man who always wore a vest
Which one day he did divest
Much to our surprise
We could only surmise
That in it he found a mouse nest

Paul McCartney's comments on American politics are about as relevant as President Obama's promise of transparency.

I thought therefore I was. (Was what? I can't remember.)

The candy store owner said someone fudged the sales numbers.

The Surgeon General said the study on dwarfism falls short.

wig-breadth of fresh hair

In the latest Consumer Reports, blenders got a mixed review.

Until I reached my late 60's, I used to think snap, crackle, and pop was confined to Rice Krispies. Now it applies to body parts.

Profits on computer components are down due to memory losses.

American Tourister has developed a new line of luggage that can be worn on a plane to reduce baggage fees.

Design of the new bathrooms for the airport is stalled.