Analysts predict flat tire sales.
Seismologists had a ground breaking ceremony for their new building. (They will cover it with no fault insurance.)
The local community barred the construction of a new radio antenna. They said it would be an eyeful tower.
Economists say the leading indicators for drilling for water point down.
Tentmakers plan to lower overhead. (Meanwhile, they are canvasing the neighborhood.)
The Cast of "House" is having a picnic in Rising Sun, DE.
There once was a man with mesquite
Who used to burn it for heat
Until he learned
It was money burned
Causing the fire to stop tout de suite. (French couldn't spell ASAP)
To reduce energy consumption, the Department of Energy has instructed lighthouses to operate only during daylight hours.
No matter what I do, I keep getting text messages from people I don't know. It shows you cannot escape the text us strangers.
In the boat graveyard there were rows and rows of sculls.
Hunting season opened and the local bird hunters went out with their dogs. After all had shot, they sent out their dogs and all came back with their birds except one. The dog could be seen shaking and feathers were flying.
One of the group finally said, Sam didn't kill his bird and it's a case of the quail wagging the dog.
Great stuff. Today's article is exceptional
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