Rambler 200

While working as a dishwasher I was told I could use all the tools at my disposal.

Does a nudist order a salad without dressing?

Airlines are fighting their customers.   It's become a regular "fee for all."

With the NSA you're only a phone call away.

There was a writer, a bloke

Known for his ability to joke
One day as his phone rang
He was hit by a returning boomerang
And missed the punch line when he awoke

Myths about stacking beds are being debunked.


Pepperdine Alumni are meeting in Salt Springs, FL.

Funeral preparations were taking place for a great general in his small hometown, but they were having problems finding bells for the slow ringing (knell) to accompany the procession since there were no churches.
A search for possible instruments found a xylophone and some small chimes. Shortly before the funeral a search found some sleigh bells.


This resulted in the local newspaper headline" Snow bells have a chance in knell."

The manufacturer of tacks said their redesign would be pointless.


I put on the oxygen hose, but I didn't inhale.


There is a new novel about bad poetry: "Rhyme and Punishment."


A local psychologist has begun a study of husbands in malls: "meander hall man."


Podiatrists say that tight shoes may be the cause of the agony of de feet.


A new approach to undertaking has reached a dead end.