Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Rambler 199

A man working in the kitchen for 20 years was suffering burnout and went to see a psychologist. At the end of the session he asked what his problem was. The psychologist replied: "dishstress."

Next Monday will be the 200th posting to this blog.  There will be a "home groan" pun contained therein.

The NSA motto: "hear, hear."

The comedian was known for his skits about weddings. He became know as "The Wedding Zinger."

A local family said the small branches of their family are meeting in Twiggs, GA.

When asked about the problems with schools on base Ft. Bliss, TX, claims ignorance.

Local toner company is finally in the black.

The chess player had a checkered career.

Legislation to set standards for tire tread seems to be gaining traction.

A local nursery was encountering strange skin growths on the hands of its workers. This went on for some time.
A number of studies narrowed the cause down to a couple of types of rose bushes. This resulted in the affliction being named: "The Wart of the Roses."

I threw wheat germ on the pond and ended up with a case of fiber my algae. (Say it quickly)

Toy retailers say kite sales are tailing off.

Missing hula hoops have finally been rounded up.

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