Rambler 195

Locally, free shredding of documents for seniors was offered. We were asked to bring a non-perishable food. I took Shredded Wheat.

On the news they said new record high temperatures were experienced on the East Coast.   The hot air from DC must be flowing East.  (With no relief in sight.)


After our last move, we told our kids we have an unlisted address.  (They still found us.)


King Arthur's court jester was Sir Laughs Alot.  (He had a lot of smiles on him.)


The world Tuba Players Convention is being held in Bighorn, WY. (According to their brass.)  


There was a man wearing suede
A fortune for which he paid
While in a muddle
He fell in a puddle
And a rag of the suede was made


All those who have done so should hit the "undo" button.


A wing walker from a recent air show married a code talker. Their children will be talkers who "wing it."


idiomatic-doing stupid things repeatedly without provocation


There is a new book on proper procedures for music: "Accordion to Hoyle."


Boats in the Gulf of Mexico are experiencing free oil changes.


antitaxin-serum given to relieve the shock of seeing the tax bill


In school, there would be announcements about a bus being spotted in front of the mess hall for certain trips. But it was always just one color.