Rambler 191

"A stitch in time" displaces the space time continuum.

The French, for a number of years, have been trying to reduce the U.S. influence in NATO. They must have some new, white flag, technology they want to use.

To conserve electricity, cars will no longer be allowed to use their brights.

I saw an item on TV about grave torpedoes in Ohio. At first, I thought they were something to ensure the dead stayed buried. They were actually bombs placed in the ground to discourage grave robbing. (A blast from the past)

This year's Chili Contest is being held in Chugwater,WY.

The veterinarian said the river animal was a hippochondriac.

The black stains on roofs (mildew) are roof-in-south disease.

Politicians take a math called trickonometry-the use of numbers to make it look as if the equations will work.

Because of the oil industry, Wall Street is creating a new investment-the sludge fund.

There are too many people giving me a piece of their mind for me to have peace of mind.

The government said they removed all of the glitches from the new program. (Now we have to worry about the government sons of glitches.)

Have you listened carefully to the Activia Ads since they were forced to pay a fine for stating it would do something it didn't? They're trying to imply it without saying it now.

NYT says President Obama is the toughest ever on leaks. What about the Gulf of Mexico? (Oh, they were talking about classified information.)

"Mary had a little lamb" but she preferred country fried steak.