Rambler 190

I named my blog the Rambler because I never know where I am going or where I am once I get there.


Are pro bono surgeons considered free lance? 

Last Saturday, we celebrated our 90th wedding anniversary: 45 for her and 45 for me.

He was a loner. He could only make fronds with his ferns.

When I have nothing to say, I say it. (Am I emulating politicians?)

OSHA has ruled that the Fiddler on the Roof has to be at ground level for safety. (The casting director has said they no longer need to look for high strung violinists.)

In the 50's we had phone party lines, now we have political party lines. I believe the reception was better in the 50's.

Our medical system today is pilliative care until the end when it becomes palliative care.

The President added a new czar for the oil spill in the Gulf.   That makes over 40 czars.  What are they doing?  What are they costing?  It's interesting that we are appointing czars (dictators) in a republic.

Variety is the spice of Heinz.

Masseuse-Dr. Seuss's wife

Distinguished members of the press are meeting in Iron, MO.  (They are steamed over the agenda.)

They're like Black Eyed Peas in an Ipod.

Confucius say Facebook is a good place to lose face.

Massogynist is someone who rubs women the wrong way.

When I reached my 50's and my hair turned gray, my son said it made me look extinguished.  (I would like to have the gray hair now.)

The Farm Bureau said the elimination of hoof in mouth disease is not possible because politicians are the primary carriers.

Many who have gone bankrupt suffered from boughtyoulism.

"Humpty Dumpty had a great fall" but a lousy winter.

He was trying out for the position of cook at the dinner theater. I told him to break an egg.