Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Rambler 189

If you're "hitting the bottle", doesn't it break?

Because of my slice the manager of the golf course said I needed a driver's permit.


The creators of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are suing BP.   They claim the new mutant turtles that will be caused by the oil leak will be an infringement.

Hoover has added a new line of hand vacuums for cleaning the heads of famous people in the library-"The Bust Duster."

The TSA has spent hundreds of millions, possibly billions, on explosive sniffers that don't work. At least it left us with something that smells.

A national symposium on drought is being convened in Rainsville, NM.

If "you're holding down the fort," is it filled with helium?

Another comment on the oil spill in the Gulf.  The oil darkens the water causing more heat absorption in an area that feeds the power of hurricanes passing over it.  If any hurricanes pass over the Gulf before the flow is stopped and cleaned up, there is a high probability that the leak will add to the devastation.  My opinion.

Recent documents show that Tarzan was raised by the owner of a vineyard. He was actually "Tarzan of the Grapes."

When we were growing up, imagination was required while listening to radio programs. Watching TV today, there is little left to imagination.

One of the earliest TV medical series was Marcus Welby, MD. I always thought that was a good name well be.

I finally got my swine flu shot, now that the season is over. Does it work for Congressional Pork?

A Florida Indian Tribe was known for its fish jerky. Their historic period was known as the "time that dried men's sole."

I disposed of 3000 LP's just in time for their revival.

A classic novel has been written about the golden age: "Citizen Cane."

1 comment:

  1. Your observation on the oil spill is thought provoking to say the least. The problem is that the thoughts it provokes are some scary ones. Hurricanes don't need much help to be bad enough.

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