Rambler 188

Any physicist who doesn't believe in Cold Fusion has never driven one in Minnesota when it's 30 below zero.

Neurosurgeons are said to be considering an offer to Congress, brain implants.

In the Army, why do they stress teamwork and call the unit a division?

He's swimming in the pool of suck cess.

The dispersants being used on the oil spill are considered toxic and field clinics are being set up to treat workers. Will this be another "Agent Orange?"  If so, the effects will be seen years down the road: cancers, birth defects, deformed fish and wildlife....

They are making a documentary film of the famous fencer who was also a math teacher: "The Sign of Zerro."

A local landscaper was caught breaking into the mulch area over the weekend. He said he was trying to keep up with the latest dirt.

It was intuitively obvious to the most casual observer.

State divorce lawyers are meeting in Loving, NM.

Please extinguish the nocturnal illuminators.

Not that he was slow, but when in school he was always in the no passing zone.

Why do car payments last longer than the cars?

"Where there is a will" there is a lawyer.

Isn't it interesting that there are so many supplements to make up for the deficiencies in the food we buy? It makes one wonder what's in the food.  (Thought for food?)