For mail there is "return to sender;" for homes there is "return to lender."
Diets: footprints in the Spandex of time.
I tried one of those upside down tomato plants. Now I have TLB's: tomato, lettuce and bacon sandwiches.
A new TV program about food street vendors that are good for you is scheduled: "American Bland Stand."
The new meditation class at the nudist colony was called Yoga Bare.
There was recently news and more
About a man named Al Gore
He won the Nobel Peace Prize
And will now pay the no belle price
Because Al and Tipper will be no more
Jack London's book: "Call of the Wild" was considered too scary. It has been revised and republished as "Call of the Mild."
There's a new book out about high school mistakes: "The Blackboard Bungle."
Wrigley is sponsoring a new TV program based on an old western: "Have Gum Will Travel."
When I watch some of the activists fighting to protect some minnow or mouse or other animal from extinction, I wonder how many millions of species have gone extinct and whether or not one more will make any difference.
Makers of soft dairy products are meeting in Cheesequake, NJ.
It amazes me that those who believe in evolution (survival of the fittest) are constantly trying to thwart the process. If they really believe that then they are upsetting the natural order of things by saving minnows etc.
ReplyDeleteI was sad to here about Tipper and AL and then I turned the channel. Very good stuff Mr. Rambler.
ReplyDeleteWe should close all hospitals & Doctors surgeries, Fire Stations, Police Stations, Ambulance Stations & all other emergency services to see how the survival of the fittest would really play out
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