Rambler 183

Is Swiss Cheese weighed before the holes are put in?

The reading of my palm must have involved a wrong wrinkle.

At the pharmacy I ordered from the ala pill menu.

Rheumatism-inability to get along with your college roommate.

The Republican National Convention is being held in Liberal, MO.

Because of all the new diseases coming out, I have signed up with the local pharmacy for the medication of the month program.

The chef said that herbs should be used sagely.

Because of the damage of the meltdown, Three Mile Island has been downgraded to Two Mile Island.

It was said that Evel Knievel had a 40' vertical leap on his motorcycle. The problem was the 50' drop on some of those leaps.

A local finishing carpenter was noted for his speed installing moldings in new homes.
Someone went to observe and found that he kept a supply of finishing nails between his lips. He would blow them out hard enough to stick into the molding so he could immediately hammer.
He went by the name of Brad Spit.

Based on urging from the grandkids I finally set up my SpaceBook page. No one has written yet.  I was hoping for an  alien nation of affection.

A local beach was fielding complaints from visitors about their toenails being cut while they were sleep. It is believed to be the work of a clip toe maniac.

Animals can die from hoof and mouth disease. Politician's careers can be ended by foot in mouth disease. (Unfortunately some politicians have mouths big enough to insert and extract feet.)