Police picked up some drug dealers and a huge stash of drugs at the Mall of America. They said it was a grand mall seizure.
The Toyota Company is said to have a number of runaway best sellers.
Food/music Honey Bobby Goldsboro '68
Penny Pinchers will be meeting in Dollar Bay, MI, to get in their two cents' worth.
There once was a well known cook
Who published a "how to" book
He used the wrong verbs
On how to use herbs
And for another job now must look (It's about thyme)
Our math classes in which we used slide rules lead to slip stick comedy.
The Department of Defense has approved a new, higher, classification for documents. Instructions: shoot messenger upon receipt and burn before reading.
To help curb childhood obesity, the Surgeon General now recommends taking candy from babies.
A local farmer who grows herbs has been accused of gene spicing.
Dunkin Donuts is considering filling the doughnut hole for retirees.
New, national, fish catch limits have been established by the Sturgeon General.
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