Rambler 164

If insanity is the inability to deal with reality, what is Congress?

He said he worked for an auto company in the drive train department. He said he was the shift shaper.

Amazon said its December sales include more ebooks than paperback and hardcover combined. It's probably good this happened-the paper is needed for the 1,000-2,000 page bills that no one reads in Congress.

Local members of the Moose and Elk got together for a swap meat.

I have COPD and need to exercise so I bought a Blowflex.

Elected Politicians have decided to boycott Truth or Consequences, NM.

There once was a stimulus bill
Passed by both houses on the hill
The Speaker of the House
Included $30 million for a mouse
Of their actions we've had our fill

food/music Hungry Paul Revere & Raiders '66

The after hours, close door meetings, on recent bills were conducted by the Sneakers of both Houses.

You were wondering why I wondered what The Who would sing when it was half time where the playoff game was played?

Some Congressmen (and women) remind me of those Southern bodies of water Buy Yous.

My wife is a boughtanist.

Pot luck dinners are big in California.

The wood carver came in second and got the sliver medal.

The writers entered into a biliteral agreement.