Both political parties agreed to meet in the muddle.
The IRS informed me that self deprecating remarks cannot be used to reduce asset value.
Is a football helmet a precussion instrument?
The TSA said the plane that was diverted last week for someone who was not on the "do not fly list" offsets the December flight with the Christmas Bomber that should have been diverted.
The road paver was known as Tarmac the Magnificent. (Calls Johnny Carson to mind.)
Fall Guys are meeting in Little Chute, WI, to discuss the drop in membership.
There once was a politician
Who thought he was a magician
He imposed new taxes
To their absolute maxes
And seemed surprised by job attrition
food/music Cherry Cherry Neil Diamond '66
Conan had the last laughs, $35 million for work not done. (Oops, sounds like government but on a much smaller scale.)
New jackets for warm and cold weather have bipolar fleece.
He offered to sell me seats to the football game on the 55 yard line.
The turf company was known for its slipslod performance.
The decline in mushroom sales is demorelizing for the growers.
He has a fragmatic approach, a little of this and a little of that.
A bipolar jacket is a great idea?
ReplyDeleteI wonder if it's actually possible to make one? Hmmmm?
They have a bipolar jacket already. They call it a straight-jacket. You just keep 'em coming don't you rambler.
ReplyDeleteAfter the comment about the straight-jacket, I think my hands are tied.
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