Rambler 158

When opportunity knocks, I am on the do not knock list.

Because of the economy I have been searching web sites for humor. I am trying to increase my net mirth.

It's nice to hear that Congress will be holding hearings on college football playoffs. That's a higher priority than the creation of new jobs. But they're playing different games.

There has been a recent discovery of a huge relation to the centipede found in the Pacific. It is documented in "20,000 Legs Under the Sea."

There was a raiser of yaks
With high earnings after tax
Just for yucks
He added some ducks
And now has yaks and quacks

food/music Chug a Lug Roger Miller '64

Old Rock Bands are holding a music session in Boulder, CO.

Deep water still runs.

I went plover hunting recently. I shot one and found it hadn't died. I shot again, same results. Finally, the 4th shot killed it. As I picked it up, I realized I was looking over a 4 life plover.

I received a seasonings greetings card from the McCormick Co.

There were so many accidents on the road near a lumber yard where forms were made that they had to put up a sign-no truss passing.

I live in Minnesota. Do you want my slip code?

I connected via skype to an athlete's site only to hear him brag about his accomplishments. I guess he's just the latest skype gloat.