One of last year's presidential candidates is being treated by a podiatrist at the Mayo Clinic. They assured the press that the Minnesota Clinic could treat Paul's bunions. (If not, they may get the big axe.)
Because of the economy, Dave Brubeck's "Take Five" has been reduced to "Take Three."
Office supply retailers are reporting shortages of copier paper. It appears the 1,000-2,000 page bills being printed for 500-1,000 people in Congress are the cause of this shortage. (They would have recommended audio tapes since bills aren't read, but they determined most politicians don't stop talking long enough to hear anything.)
Civilians will soon be suffering from PPSD-Post Pandemic Serum Delivery.
I was the target holder for our college rifle team. (My sights were set high.)
There once was a runner quite fleet
Who most anyone could beat
His face got mangled
When his laces tangled
Causing him the ground to meet (I may have lost some face on this limerick)
The President and his War Council are meeting at Lake Placid, NY.
Problems are looming in the textile manufacturing market. (Forget that, there is no longer textile manufacturing in the U.S.)
It sounds like Chrysler is becoming a Fiat's Co. (Say that quickly.)
After the collapse of the construction equipment, the manager said they would raise the crane when they are able.
Food/Music: Sixteen Tums Tennessee Ernie Ford
A new movie is hitting the theaters. It documents actors without their makeup. "Star Warts."
Do assassins use killometers to track their results?
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