Rambler 141

Marlboro Salesmen are holding their convention in Camel, CA.

I love watching the feats of great dancers.

The Congressional Building is being renamed: Pork-R-Us. (The sign is being installed under the Stimulus Package.)

There once was an inventor known well
His name I will not tell
On a line
You'd hear him fine
That should ring a Bell

The current administration reminds me of a book from some years ago: "The One Minute Manager." The manager would fly in, crap on everyone, and then leave town. (That was a five second summary.)

To be a professional pool player you definitely have to be a pocket scientist. (Caromba!)

Because of the economy, V8 Juice will be scaled back to V4 Juice.

Is a porta potty considered a towed stool?

A new biography of Newt Gingrich has been written by Sal A. Mander.

I was floored by Japanese eating habits.

Because of economic cutbacks, a local station now has a weather threecaster.

I believe 1958 was the start of our obesity trend. Just look at the songs involving food that made the top 100 for that year:

The Purple People Eater
Tequila
Sugartime
Lollipop
Sugar Moon
Dinner with Drac
Tea for Two Cha Cha
Ginger Bread
Big Man (Four Preps song towards the end of the year after all the food).
Who's Sorry Now (Brenda Lee) summed up the year

(There may be more on this subject, some with altered names of bands, artists or songs.)