The new bill to protect consumers from funeral home fraud is said to have been written by ghost writers.
The effort to develop a more robust turkey genetically has been deemed fowl hardy.
The army used to provide training on CBR: chemical, biological, and radiological warfare. It seems to me the new biological warfare is relying on other countries to provide our vaccines. Our government in action.
We are pairanoid.
Istanbul, Turkey used to be Constantinople. Should we consider changing the name of Washington, DC to Instantbull?
Larry was a man quite wary
Who took supplements nary
But he had a notion
And tried a potion
Larry is no longer "hairy"
To improve their chances of getting results, voters are meeting in Heard, GA.
The health bill will have a trigger for a public option. The new gun bill will have an option for no triggers.
King Arthur may have been the first man to use moat control.
Excellent as usual. I like the Washington namechange. I'd vote for it.
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