Rambler 135

There was a tribe in New Mexico that ate only mountain goat and had trouble getting all the meat off the bone.
They finally found a tribe member who could get every smidgeon of meat from the carcass-he became the tribal scrape goat.

Congress is having a special on money cured ham.

The new Health Care Bill may have a trigger for a public option. Another bill may not have an option for anything with a trigger.

Scientists have their eyes on ions that have been around for eons.

There is a new weekly TV Program about fitness: "Pace the Nation."


Cigar makers are meeting in Cuba City, WI.

There once was a man with the flu
Who was making many trips to the "loo"
After a change in mood
He tried some food
Then bid his meal a quick adieu

A recent news item casts doubt on the Energy Star program on appliances. Some items were using twice the energy they claimed. Question: for the $ 24 billion a year the Energy Department costs, is it too much to expect them to buy one of each appliance and test them? Or another question: what do we get for $24 billion a year for this dept.? It certainly isn't independence from oil-its original mission.

The real estate marked is so bad in our area that homes are being sold by the room (you are advised to get bathroom rights in your contract).

Music from the past: Fats Domino-Blueberry Pill

My dentist has his floss to bear.

I used to have long hair. Now I long for hair.