Rambler 134

Each time I start my car "Pass Air Bag" lights up. Does that mean I need another Beano?


When we called our Congressman about his recent position on the Healthcare Bill, he said he had fallen off his horse and would immediately get back in the straddle.

I saw Quikrete as one of the 10 best new items this year. It contains coal ash. After the 60 Minutes item on the problems with coal ash-heavy concentrations of arsenic and other heavy metals-and its contamination of ground water, land, etc., I would question its selection as 1 of the ten best.

I heard recently that someone was "under the weather." Isn't that everyone except those in the Space Station?

60's Food Music or Groups-Jam and Bean

There once was a chef of spam
New recipes his file would cram
Some with artichokes
Others with egg yolks
Guests placed their orders on the lam

National Divorce Lawyers are convening in Divide, CO.

The bread served at the local restaurant was quite stale. I think it was from the Crustacean Period.

It appears that the suit over the bad cider will make it to the applelate court.