When politicians talk about “crossing the aisle,” it sounds like a military operation from which they will not return. (In thinking about it, I wish some of them wouldn’t return.)
A ghost hunting seminar will be conducted in Casper, WY.
A rare pair of blue jeans has been found in MA. They’re dubbing them the Boston Wranglers.
It sure is nice that the banks that received bailouts are offering to bailout the FDIC. (Reminds me of the loan rangers.)
If you come to a fork in the road, put your shoes on.
There once was a breeder of roses
Suitable for various noses
But he stepped on a thorn
No shoes had he worn
And died in a tangle of hoses
I was feeding one of our new twin grandchildren when it threw up. My wife asked why it urped. (say the last 3 words quickly)
I stuck new batteries in my hearing aids with double the voltage. Now I can hear twice as fast.
Danon Yogurt just paid $35Million for false advertising about Activia. It’s interesting that something that allegedly makes your digestive system work better can turn your stomach.
You had better be careful. If you can hear twice as fast people might start talking to you twice as much.
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But they only have half as much to say.
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