I forgot my hearing aids when I went fishing. My son asked if I was hard of herring. (Just for the halibut, I didn’t answer.)
Seeing a senator who has accepted $4 million in campaign contributions from the health industry present the Health Care Bill sure inspires confidence. (Or is it a gag reflex?)
The new healthcare plan has been named “Suture Self.” Each citizen will be issued: a box knife, alcohol, monofilament and a needle. The instructional DVD’s for self surgery will follow at a later date.
Pogo Stick Collectors are gathering in Goodsprings, Nevada.
There once was a plan called TARP
Whose benefits officials did harp
Billions were spent
I wonder where it went
Now it smells like dead carp
Why are they called dry flies when you toss them out on the water?
One item that grows better in the South than the North is mildew.
Congress-never have so few done so little for so many at such great cost and claimed such great results.
I am not real sure but it seems that you are losing confidnece (or your lunch)
ReplyDeletedue to the actions of our politicians. Remember Rambler, Americans have the best politicians that money can buy.
Tommie
I disagree. What we are seeing is not the best money can buy. The money would be better spent sending some our officials to an enemy country to wreak havoc.
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