Monday, August 31, 2009

Rambler 119

When the chips are down, watch out for buffalo.

The National Parks Service is tasked with making the Grand Canyon more echo friendly.

Beachcraft has created a new glider-High Planes Drifter.

In my enjoyment of large books, I have found there is no place like tome.


There once a man with a spade
Admiring the hole he had made
Standing on the lip
He had a slip
It is now his grave in which he is laid

I just heard the tune: Fly Me to the Moon, by Roy Orbitson

The veterinarian dentist said he had this bear to floss.

Republicans have become the "abominable no men".

When they talk about "crossing the aisle" in Congress, it sounds like a moat point.

California is legalizing pot to provide more revenues. Pelossi and Feinstein are sober (does not imply intelligent). Imagine the bills they would pass if they were potted.

Hackler-fly fisherman who heckles himself while tying flies.

1 comment:

  1. I tried tying flies once. I couldn't get the knots in the little bitty string and the flies would not stay still. Now I just swat them.

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