Rambler 118

Since the 38 assistants to the administration have been named, each lobbyist has been assigned to dine a czar. (Say the end quickly)

A local monastery has taken over the management of the local zoo. They said soon the will name their chimp monks.

I have learned not to have a Cat Scan of something major late in the week. A Thursday scan may not result in a call until Monday-leaving the weekend to wonder.

Are Chinese well Red?

Once was writer of a pun
Who in trying to have some fun
Elicited some groans
And from others some moans
His head must have had too much sun


This morning, I put my hearing aids in the wrong ears-heard everything backwards.

When it came to helping mankind, Superman was known for his largesse.

Deadbeat-sadistic pathologist

At the used car lot, I asked for a hybred. They brought out a Rolls Royce.

I am amazed at how many different ways my oxygen hose and the carrying strap for my tank can get tangled. It exceeds the expected limits of combinations and permutations.

The New History of Beer, by Suds Lonigan, is being published.

Since we usually have oatmeal for breakfast, we have named our breakfast nook our mush room.

Fire Extinguisher Salesmen are holding their annual convention in Sparks, OK.