Rambler 111

Should the $800 billion Stimulus Bill be considered a prime number? (And it was caused by large numbers of sub-primes.)

To combat the starch in breakfast foods, a drug company has designed new pills to counteract the effects of the starch and sugars. The maker says: "the pills bury pancakes." (Speaking of starch, I wonder if they still starch dress shirts.)

As I grow older I find I have more pluck: ear hairs, nose hairs.....

Lexicologists are invited to a meeting in Webster, WI. (No word yet on the time of the meeting.)

They caught the man who went around stomping on new shoes. He will be tried as a scuff law.

There was a writer of a blog
Who after a strong mug of grog
Would write in a flurry
His words quite slurry
Leaving his readers in a fog

Driptionary-book of words uttered during waterboarding. (There are many words with a new slant.)

I asked my realtor to find a lighthouse for sale. She found one made of balsa.

My house was tilting and I had some contractors pump cement under the foundation to stop the sinking. I couldn't pay the contractor. I now have a lien on a loan on a leaning home.

Doledrums-pineapple thumping

Detroit is changing its name from Motor City to Battery City because of the
hybrids.

Speaking of Detroit: there probably is not another city in the U.S. where there is such a stark change in the values of homes crossing one street-Mack Avenue between the Grosse Pointes and Detroit.